Vote Rick James Bitch!
Current mood: determined

I stumbled upon Hattiesburg's wonderful Rick James while taking a leisurely drive through the ghetto of Hattiesburg with my friend Noah. It was a rainy day and nothing seemed to lift our spirits until...there it was the sign that would change our lives forever. "Vote Rick James." A simple red, white, and blue sign it seemed to radiate as we stopped in the middle of the road. Without haste we decided the sign must be ours. In a brave dash I ran out of the car, grabbed the first reluctant sign and off we drove. The excitement was high and it definitely lifted those sad little spirits. Hattiesbug's Rick James had entered our lives though this glorious sign and altered it forever. Later that day, still excited about our find, we introduced our friend Zack to this spiritual up lifter. After a trip to the mall we decided it would be best to spread the word of the infamous Rick James. While driving through the parking lot of the Turtle Creek Mall Noah cranked up the music and Zack hung our supportive Rick James sign out of the window. It truly was magical.

The next day we realized our beloved Rick wasn't being supported like he should. We plan to change this. We're spreading the word. What can you do? Simple, on...um...whatever day elections are, Vote Rick James. BITCH!

Thank you.

(Rick James is unaware of our endorsement and is no way connected to three crazy Mississippi kids. But he should be...)